If animals hunted humans, what are some things they'd use as bait?

1. Free wifi
   — waldo06


2. Boobs
   — Aesonn88


3. A way to pay off student debt.
   — RollingOwl






4. Money
   — Herobrinetic


5. Humans use horns to mimick the sound of a roaring stag in order to trick deer into coming closer. Foxes sometimes sound like yelling/screaming people, and there are plenty of birds with copycat abilities. Can you imagine how fucking TERRIFYING it would be to hear screams in the woods or a baby crying, knowing it is hugely likely you are being hunted by unseen creatures?
   — Assrocket33r


6. Pizza and beer to catch me
   — BoredFemoid






7. Porn and memes.
   — squeeeeenis


8. Depends on the day. Monday - Friday: A free coffee sign would lure the prey to a trap. Saturday and Sunday: a free mimosa sign
   — gingerbeardy


9. Cannabis. It’s pretty much human catnip. Plus they’d pretty much guarantee that their prey would always be Cheeto flavored. Flaming hot Cheetos if they’re lucky.
   — wheatsnar