What dating profile phrase immediately loses you?

1. “Impress me”
   — jesuswithdreads


2. "6 foot. 6 pack. 6 figures." (Now a running joke with my roommates.)
   — phoeniixiinferno


3. A list of demands rather than a description.
   — Seeyouyeah






4. I made this account as a joke
   — Chili_bowler


5. “I have 99+ matches so you’ll have to impress me.” I’ve never seen one more stuck up than that.
   — Raccooninmyceiling


6. "In a serious relationship, just looking for friends" Uh huh.
   — ZForZimmer






7. “Inked” Got one little tattoo on the wrist. “Swipe left if you’re ugly” Well I do what is told and swipe left.
   — suplexcitybih


8. I recently came across a profile on pof, where in the same run-on sentence she stated; she wouldn't date a bald man, while also disclosing that she was bald due to a genetic condition and wore wigs. She also listed shopping as her #1 hobby.
   — sin_and_vice


9. "I never read my messages" Then why are you here? Edit: lol my first comment on this account and already more karma than my main
   — PM_ME_UR_CLEAVG






10. Any questions, just ask. (No other info given) Fuck, can't you even put any effort into this? It's so aloof and standoffish.
    — BeardsuptheWazoo


11. "I'm actually 17" [swipes left]
    — NotSpicyEnough


12. "looking for a third" ..which is probably 1/3 of the profiles on lesbian Tinder
    — mossattacks