What is the best animal name you have encountered?

1. A friend of mine named his cats Charlie and Murphy. So when it was dinner time, he would yell out "Charlie Murphy!".
   — Mehlforwarding


2. My friends ferret’s name was limousine cat
   — Cheesy_gummybear


3. Friend of mine had a three legged dog he named Yard. Because there are three feet in a yard...
   — nahte1138






4. A few of us were playing Xbox at a dudes house one evening, he was a friend of a friend. None of us knew him too well. Host leaves the room with our buddy and shouts back to us, “boys, Martin might come in and sit with you for a bit, he’s harmless though” We’re sitting there like, what the hell does he mean? Does he have a weird brother? A weird roommate? Turns out it was his cat.
   — onefortysevenone


5. My parents took in a feral cat and named him Will Feral.
   — opkc


6. A friend has a snake named Mitch. Cracks me up every time I think about it. Mitch. I honestly don’t know why. Just such an unexpected name for a snake I guess.
   — jeremykitchen






7. I have a fake pony whose name is Al Capony.
   — Helena_Wren


8. I knew a dog named Crack Money. My dog's name is Bar Fight. People seem to enjoy that one. I'm glad I chose it because people like to say it and she loves people and the attention it gets her.
   — EgyptiaElla


9. Had a former GF who kept pet frogs. Most had normal pet names. And then there was "Number Four".
   — EmperorOfNipples






10. Was looking for a hedgehog to buy, and found one named ‘Sir Hissalot’
    — Shadow-Kat-94


11. I totally read this wrong and thought you meant the actual species or colloquial name at first and I immediately thought of animal names in German: Stinktier – stink animal (skunk) Faultier – lazy animal (sloth) Schildkröte – shield toad (tortoise) Waschbär – wash bear (raccoon) Nacktschnecke – naked snail (slug) Fledermaus – flutter mouse (bat) Truthahn – "THREATENING CHICKEN" (turkey) Yep. Best animal names I've ever encountered.
    — fasolplanetarium


12. My ex has a hedgehog named Sir Quilliam.
    — kevik72






13. Xenomorph, for a cat.
    — niconicobeatch


14. I LOVE it when pets have human names. None of this Fido, Fluffy or Spot rubbish. I love and think its hilarious to see a cat called Jessica, or a dog called Simon or a goldfish called Nancy and stuff like that.
    — alcoholicsnail