What non-sexual thing did you learn from porn?

1. Search word optimization
   — AFGNCAAP_Paradigm


2. How to mute faster than the speed of sound.
   — evildadatron


3. That I was a hot teen up until my early twenties and am now a MILF
   — girlfromnowhere19






4. You can easily get stuck under a coffee table and your arm get stuck in a sink.
   — icecreampopncereal


5. Sometimes, in those "Teacher fucks cheating student in classroom" videos, you learn some interesting facts from the chalkboard in the background. For example, did you know that "Madagascar is a country, not a vehicle!"
   — thudly


6. I have to go to gym soon
   — PM_ME_WHITEMENSASSES






7. Fruit loops do not looking nearly as appealing in a gaped asshole as they do in a clean, freshly washed bowl.
   — gadyuzhka


8. Bing is a pretty good search engine.
   — InsertRandomPun


9. That I need a lifeguard to take a bath... apparently.
   — NoLifeHere






10. when i was a kid, i first read asimov from playboy
    — sovietskaya


11. No one has shit in their butt.
    — InterBeard


12. Don't pay the plumber until he unclogs the sink or whatever, because he's probably going to leave without unclogging the sink.
    — TheseWereThePlaces






13. That I am a deeply-troubled individual with a delayed sense of shame.
    — Prof_Lava-Hot