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You can triple the speed of anything. What do you choose?


  1. The speed at which we learn new skills. For everybody, so we can all achieve more dreams in our lifetime.
    — dalalphabet

  2. Light. Cause fuck physics.
    — carnizzle

  3. My nervous system. Fastest reaction time in the world.
    — AllPurposeNerd



  4. My internet.
    — AutisticAwl

  5. My thinking speed. I'd like to think of new ideas as well as solutions to problem solving tasks. I'd say I'm fairly bad at this sometimes.
    — DrWhiteApe

  6. My running ability. Don't have to worry about taking a car, I can just run.
    — 1BoiledCabbage



  7. Medical research. There's so many diseases that we still have no cure for and we need to hurry up with that shit before I get too old and get something bad.
    — PineappleSmoothie

  8. The time between now and losing my virginity.
    — SamuraiY2J

  9. The treadmills at the gym. That would be hilarious.
    — ManMan36



  10. Sloths. Let those little bastards get some speed.
    — Melgitat_Shujaa

  11. The average time to female orgasm.
    — ItsNotLongNow



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