What's your party trick?

1. Hold my leg and jump through it. Do the whole kid n play House Party dance actually -- my wife got pregnant with our first just from watching me do it.
   — surprisefaceclown


2. I bet people that I can tell them what day of the week they were born on, if they tell me their birthday. Or they name any date and I'll tell them what day of the week it was. People apparently think it's next to impossible. [Took me an afternoon to learn](http://gmmentalgym.blogspot.com/2011/03/day-of-week-for-any-date-revised.html), I've cleaned up at least $200 by now.
   — nattykat47


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4. [Balance two forks on a pair of toothpicks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0NNRhob0PA). I first saw it when I was probably 8 or so on Beakman's World. Blows drunk people's minds, but it's incredibly easy to do.
   — starcraftre


5. "I'm a magician" "Really, do a trick" "I can make Greg disappear" "Who's Greg?" "[intense stare] exactly"
   — Dhinchak778


6. I secretly lick the tip of my pointer finger and press it against my cigarette. Then, when lighting, I suck all the moisture through the cigarette. When it's lit and i'm smoking, I can bend the cig into an L shape! Then I tell other people to try (because I'm an asshole), and they break their smokes.
   — Mbeatrice






7. I'm buying. Works every time.
   — stereospeakers


8. the magnetism trick....you lay a cigarette on the table and trace a circle around it with your finger. after the 5th circle you slide your finger forward - away from you- and the cigarette follows your finger......because you blow on it while everyone is looking at the table.
   — jfq722


9. I can play the piano backwards. I sit on the floor with my back to the piano and play it over my shoulders with my arms crossed.
   — hairychris88






10. Depends if I have props -- people freak out over Rubik's cubes and juggling, but if I don't have these items, (cuz in what world am I so much of a nerd that I carry these things around?) I can clap with only one hand at a time
    — ursus95


11. I used to light my balls on fire with hairspray and a lighter.... I wasn't a smart kid in college.
    — Sc00typuff_Jr


12. i helicopter dick and pee at the same time
    — WhenAllElseFail






13. Telling hilarious stories from working in an ER for 10+ years - only to have the entire audience get grossed out or think that I'm an insensitive asshole.
    — turf1600


14. I can bend my thumb to rest on the back of my hand, if that makes any sense...
    — crazygrrl


15. If you have a Bic lighter that runs out of juice, pop off the metal back piece and remove the spring and the flint. Stretch out one end of the spring and wrap it tightly around the flint. With your new, working Bic, apply flame to the flint until it is literally red-hot. Throw it at the ground or a wall (preferably concrete) and enjoy the fireworks.
    — SurlyTurtle