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While you are sleeping a miracle has happened. This miracle solves your biggest current problem. What would be the first thing you notice after you wake up that the miracle has actually happened?


  1. My crush is laying next to me,naked.
    — Kthxbtw

  2. I wake up with a text from my Dad saying the MRI was for the wrong person and my Mom is okay.
    — zac78155

  3. I'm not alone in my bed when I wake up.
    — relic1317



  4. I'm hungry, and able to eat a full breakfast without feeling anxiety.
    — shrekine

  5. No pain in my head, eyes, neck, or stomach upon waking up or ever again. Migraine free! If only...
    — ProudnotLoud

  6. I'm happy.
    — Carvinrawks



  7. My anxiety is gone and I can experience life like a normal person for once.
    — Louis_the_B

  8. I wake up with a text from her telling me that she’ll reconsider and she’ll want to be with me again.
    — chrspkc

  9. No more student loan statements
    — CakeAccomplice12



  10. I see someone is a mental health professional. Let's see, I weigh significantly less and I have tons of energy.
    — ketometer

  11. I'm well rested, my cognitive function and executive function are good without needing any medication. I don't take the medication but I still don't forget anything all day, I don't have to write lists and notes all the time, I work more efficiently and a little faster, my mind is calm, I don't get distracted by stuff, no side effects from stupid medication ever again... Damn, that would be so amazing. Sign me up.
    — DutchGualle



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