You now have the opposite of your current job, what do you do?

1. I... injure people? Real job is making workplaces safe for employees. So I guess the opposite is either laying traps for employees or just straight up injuring them.
   — duhbell


2. Yay I'd be employed!
   — annamale


3. I'm a teacher, so this could go one of two ways. 1. I'm a student. Pretty straight-forward. 2. As an educator, would the opposite be someone who makes people stupider? Would my job be to spread fake news on Facebook or make a bunch of shitty "10 Things You Didn't Know About X" videos?
   — Drink_it_black






4. Cut holes in people’s skin and put cysts inside of them.
   — tcainerr


5. i now destroy medical data archives and delete medical databases
   — silenthanjorb


6. I make sure your packages get delivered on time.
   — OfficialMonsantoPR






7. Pass all my college classes
   — vadlmaster


8. Hide, randomise, and delete large amounts of data.
   — Werrf


9. I'm an arsonist
   — iambatmanjoe






10. I don't know how to un-bake bread.
    — Leafy81


11. We put copper back into the earth.
    — LessThanTaelor


12. I make people sick and injured.
    — LadyVimes