What’s the easiest way to get your ass kicked?

1. go to prison with pedophilia related charges
   — 5ivewaters


2. Wear an opposing team's Jersey at a Philadelphia sportign event.
   — ElBomberoLoco


3. Ask someone.
   — Pm_Ur_Birthdaysuit






4. Do you guys want to start a fight?
   — rubio2k13


5. Barge into Saudi mosque wearing a Porky the Pig costume.
   — WokeUp2


6. be white and say monica fast in front of black people
   — ForLol_Serious






7. Mess with someone's children
   — a_cool_username_


8. Being a guy and going around the bar grabbing random peoples asses of both genders.
   — Brendonistall


9. Pick fights with people who are capable of defending themselves. Or, someone who has a bad temper.
   — CountdownToSix






10. Talk this and that shit.
    — rino6589


11. Snitch
    — dog_cheese_love


12. Walk into a dingy bar in Iowa, and loudly start a conversation with, “You know what the gayest thing about NASCAR is?......”.
    — iambaldjohn






13. start a fight, but don't fight back after a while.
    — raouls555