Redditors that jiggle the lock on public bathroom stalls, what’s your plan if it opens and there’s someone inside?

1. See if they will blow me.
   — EatItRaw02


2. Sit on them anyway and proceed to shit in between their legs
   — Djdanny90999


3. let them know that my privacy policy has been updated
   — 3e486050b7c75b0a2275






4. Open the door as far as it will go, then walk away.
   — cprime


5. T-pose to assert dominance
   — Sabertoothpanda_


6. Grab the toilet paper and run
   — Charlitos_Way






7. I'm going to jiggle their nose until they poop.
   — Aqueluna


8. dominate eye contact
   — [deleted]


9. I’d just act like they were there and do my business. If I ignore the problem it will go away on its own.
   — Standard_Wooden_Door






10. Ask them when they'll be finished, obviously.
    — barefootonthebeach


11. Become so still I appear invisible, like Drax
    — Californian_Emperor


12. When I was in second grade, there was an epidemic where basically every boy in the grade would peak through the steal and stare into it to see if someone was in the stall AFTER they determined the door was locked. It got so bad that the principal had to get involved. One time, I was making chocolate and one of the kids in my class tried opening the door, then after finding out it was locked, started looking in to see if someone was using it. I felt like he was staring into my soul, and all I could do was stupidly look back. After about 10 seconds of staring, I heard him say "Ew, I just saw The_Timminator pooping." After he said that, I just sat there like "Dude, what'd you expect?"
    — The_Timminator






13. Must be the same people that take the stall exactly next to the only other occupied one.
    — Tabby_12


14. In my experience it's not really a "jiggle". It's a grab, shake, and rattle like an invading Mongol. Just what in the fuck, man?
    — requestinthis


15. Sit on them and establish my dominance.
    — Dupragon