What did "that bitch" do at your wedding ?

1. We had a very small wedding, just parents and siblings. But my husband's grandmother insisted on coming and then got drunk and insulted everyone, including me, my husband, all 6 of our guests and anyone serving us at any point during the day. We've not seen her since.
   — Beckzfizz


2. My father told a long, rambling story about Hitler and the Holocaust. Yes, it figures in our family history but a 20 minute detailed discussion of the exact horror wreaked upon the Jews, is not a proper subject for a wedding toast. My brother was so horrified, he required my father to submit his toast in advance for approval at his wedding.
   — cantcountnoaccount


3. Not my wedding, but I was DJ. Mother in law wanted her youngest daughter to sing for the bridal waltz and more. The waltz was planned, but then she started getting super heated about this 16yo girl singing during the dancing period - which this girl definitely did not want to do. The groom had to step in and explain that he and his bride definitely didn't want the kid to sing some more, and she decides to throw her arms up, take her daughter's wrist and drag her out of the venue. I'm told she was yelling at the girl as they got into the car and left. The groom turned to me and said the only reason they invited her was because his new wife wanted a picture perfect family photo, but apparently they both instantly regretted that decision.
   — galaxyOstars






4. I love my mom, but during my vows and the entire thing, she kept getting in the way of the photographers trying to get her own photos on her camera phone
   — PHDinLurking


5. She went through every pic I was tagged in on FB and commented on how great the other person looked.
   — mythighsyourearmuffs


6. I was the best man at my brother's wedding. The bride's sister, who we will call Mallory, was an insufferable bitch who tried to make absolutely everything in the wedding about her. My sister in law was pressured into making Mallory her maid of honor -- mainly because Mallory would likely blow her stack and make an even bigger scene if she didn't. My brother told me that I was to eschew all other Best Man duties and had one task: Manage Mallory. Here are some of the highlights Since Bride and Groom wanted to do a first look/not see each other before the wedding, we had to get creative with sleeping arrangements and people had to bunk together. Mallory didn't want to share a bed which left her sister sleeping on the couch. When pressed by the mother of the bride on how the bride needed to be well rested for her wedding day, Mallory responded, "Well I'm the maid of honor and I need my sleep." Mallory decided that she wanted a tiara to sufficiently differentiate her from the other two bridesmaids. Bride was in simple white dress with no veil. During the ceremony, Mallory suddenly refused to hold the bridal bouquet because of her allergies. During the wedding couple's first dance, Mallory wanted to 'cut in' and dance with her sister. I said, "Shouldn't we do it together?" And then spent the next few minutes distracting her by "planning" how we would make a grand entrance on the dance floor, and then she would leave me and cut in to dance with her sister. I somehow managed to drag that process out long enough to allow bride and groom and the parents to have their dances.
   — Bn_scarpia






7. Stole money out of my wallet while I was setting up the reception hall hours before I married her son
   — team-ram_rod


8. Not that bitch, but those bitches. They went into my wife's bridal suite and drank the champagne that was in the room and $60 ended up missing from a bride's maid's purse. Put videos of them messing around in there on their snapchat stories.
   — mrpopo1030


9. She was one on my bridesmaids. I drove an hour to get her the day before and two hours back to the church to help set up. When I got to her place, she hadn't started packing. We were late and she showed no remorse. Myself and the bridesmaids were suppose to work on the favors the night before. She had an old fling who lived in the city where the wedding was taking place. She kept asking if she could hang out with him that night. I kept saying no and we needed her help. She eventually just said "he's here I'm going out for an hour" and left. She never came back that night and ignored my calls/ texts. I then spent the night having to consol her bf because he was upset she was spending the night at a fling's house and ignoring his calls as well.
   — Aedora125






10. Didn't properly RSVP with a meal choice. Requested we book an expensive hotel room at the venue and would pay us back. Day before let's us know the room is no longer needed as they're too busy to attend the evening reception. On the day complains that she is a vegetarian and she has been served meat. Refuses the vegetarian option and demands food they don't have. The manager took me to one side, apologised and asked how he wanted me to deal with it. My response was tell her to go fuck herself and this is why you RSVP. She didn't speak to me for the entire wedding.
    — DanielCade


11. My aunt showed up to my dad's wedding in a skin tight short red dress and tall "hooker" boots. She brought her own cooler of alcohol to a wedding that had a free bar and wine served all night which lead to an issue with the venue director because of venue policy and liquor laws. She was told to get rid of it, to which she obliged at first but was then caught later drinking out of it again. To top off the night, she got fairly drunk and decided to dance with her daughter's boyfriend (instead of her husband) DURING my parents first dance. Over a year later she still doesn't understand why my dad won't talk to her.
    — bluce1996


12. My aunty dressed my 3 cousins in big white dresses because she was pissed that I didn't ask the girls to be flower girls.
    — Betty_FordD






13. Called the fire department in the middle of the ceremony. She was still in love with the groom.
    — michihunt1


14. A bridesmaid. At the rehearsal party the night before she disappeared. She asked my wife if she could charge her phone in my wife’s car. My wife said sure and gave her the keys. Mistake. She took the car. Didn’t know where she went. Texted her to no answer. She showed back up hours later with no answer. The day of the wedding she showed up an hour late to hair and nails that my wife paid for everybody to get done. That was in the morning. Somehow in between then and when they were to meet again she got drunk and showed up with bottles of liquor. Which hey I get it’s a wedding people have fun. But we were specifically told not to be drunk and no alcohol since it was in a southern baptist church. We could have been kicked out. At the reception there is not one picture of her. Not one. She disappeared. Didn’t know where she went. Found out later she went down to drink at the bar down the street. Make zero sense considering every ounce of alcohol was free and paid for. Two days after we get back from our honeymoon she shows up on our front step with her two kids saying her husband has been abusive and needs a place to stay. We let her for a week. Her and my wife worked together on nights so a couple times I was taking care of her two kids. Wanting to me nice with her situation. Anyways come to find out her husband being abusive was a lie. She was cheating on her husband and he found out. Left our rehearsal to meet up with the guy. Left our reception to meet with the guy. And even left us with her kids one night to “work” but was to meet with a guy.
    — TheLegend5


15. Previous answer - After the reception, she went to the front desk of the hotel and talked them into giving her a key to the room I was in with my new husband "changing clothes" because she left a sweater in it. We had the chain on the door so she opened it as far as she could and yelled "pleeeeeeeeease let me in" until we did. My mother, everybody.
    — HeinzNacho






16. The 'bitch' was my younger cousin's boyfriend at my wedding. The whole day went off really well and we were just getting into the dancing portion of the reception. My cousin was having a great time with her sisters and my other cousins dancing the night away and her boyfriend was sulking at the table. She goes up and asks whats wrong and why he won't dance. He said he didn't feel like it. She said that her sisters' boyfriends all hate dancing but are having a go of it and enjoying themselves so come on and join in the fun. He says verbatim "Well maybe they actually want to be in their relationships." She was astonished. This came out of nowhere for her. Apparently, he was annoyed she wasn't paying attention to him, and that she would rather spend the night dancing with her family and friends whom she doesn't get to see often because we're all from out of town, instead of him. So they broke up. At my wedding. She didn't cause a scene, which she was so so so scared of. She just politely said to fuck off and went on dancing. It was so low key we didn't find out until weeks later that it had happened. He had to get his mom to come pick him up from the venue and we've never seen him again (except in the odd wedding photo). Hope you liked the food, Zack. Dick.
    — Berrymore