What’s the worst Spongebob Squarepants quote to use in bed?

1. "You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Aaaaannnndd....stop. Don't worry captain. We'll buff out those scratches."
   — ami2weird4u


2. Good grief, HE'S NAKED.
   — LittleRedLamps


3. I've come for your pickle
   — pyoro64






4. PELVIC THRUST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
   — Goosander77


5. It's even uglier up close.
   — vardonir


6. -Daddy, no! -DADDY YES
   — wrecking_eyes






7. Firmly grasp it in your hand. *Firmly* grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT. **STAB.**
   — Bananawamajama


8. "AND HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!"
   — MalignMaelstrom


9. "IT'S BIG...SCARY...AND PINK!"
   — stanley_roper






10. "You've got to be assertive!" "Beep beep" "Not insertive, assertive"
    — ShinyPikacute


11. You used me? For land development?
    — pro_baiter


12. SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
    — SlyteShadow






13. the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
    — blue_at_work


14. ‘Say hello to used napkin’ Edit: [clip of the quote](https://youtu.be/HIg2bYtsAJs)
    — judrt


15. Well at least I still have my personality
    — TheCuteNihilist






16. Thanks for the tip, I guess I'll just limp home, then.
    — Eatsomerubber167


17. Did somebody order ripped pants?
    — arkdude


18. You poor ugly thing you -Patrick
    — thatbabybuttskin