What's a joke that makes you laugh no matter how many times you hear it?

1. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
   — Oscar_7


2. A man wakes up in a hospital after a serious accident. He cries, "Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."
   — Kaalcite


3. Woman is at her husband's funeral. A man walks up to her and says "So sorry for your loss. Mind if I say a word?" and she says "No go right ahead." The man gets up to the podium and says "Plethora." With tears in her eyes, the widow says "Thanks. That means a lot."
   — ayumuuu






4. Who's this Rorschach guy and why does he always paint my parents fighting?
   — KhuzamaAsfour


5. What do we want?! Low flying airplane noises! When do we want it? NEEEOOOOOOWWW!!
   — TheBigCheese7


6. Have you ever smelled mothballs? How do you get their tiny legs apart?
   — Kirasedai






7. I always tell people that I have a knock knock joke, but they have to start it. I don’t know why but it cracks me up every time I say who’s there.
   — _cadendaniel_


8. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. One time I was with a friend and trying to tell her this joke but for some reason, while telling it, I burst out laughing for a solid two minutes. Now it is an inside joke with my friend that makes me laugh when I think about it now.
   — porkpork


9. What did George Washington say to his men before they got on their horses? “Get on your horses.”- George Washington
   — Michaelscottsfoot






10. I still remember what my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket: "How far do you think I can kick that bucket?"
    — Munninnu


11. Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat.
    — owensm74


12. My mum laughed at me when I told her I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
    — _TheNumbersAreBad_






13. I got a new thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
    — Doctor_Pho


14. Pirate walks into the bar, and has a ship steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. After a while, the bartender asks him, “Hey, what’s with the wheel? That’s gotta be annoying.” The pirate says, “Aye, it’s drivin me nuts.”
    — MHM5035