The Disney universe decides to have a royal rumble. Every Disney character is included. Who would be the champion?

1. If you have all these powerful wizards and demons and gods fighting each other at the exact same place, it will probably cause some sort of nuclear type scenario. Nothing could survive that kind of concentrated power. So the winner is pretty obvious. Hal aka the Cockroach from WALL-E
   — SmokingThunder


2. [Merlin](https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/24/2016/07/Sword-in-the-Stone-Merlin-Bermuda-e1467566533899.jpg) Look at his wizard's duel. The dude straight up turned himself into a disease and multiplied. That's now his opening move. He gives everyone ebola, pneumonia, MRSA and the plague all at once. He then turns you into an ant or something when you're on the verge of death. Then stomps on you. The Genie may give him trouble but he can time travel. All he needs to do is travel back when the Genie is in the lamp and compel him to kill on his behalf.
   — AudibleNod


3. stitch is basically indestructible so i'll go with him. **“Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fireproof, bulletproof, and can think faster than a supercomputer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! Ha ha ha ha!”** obviously he becomes a lot softer throughout the movie but he's still strong as fuck
   — xbumblebee






4. I can't believe nobody has pitched Yen Sid. Sure we haven't seen the full extent of his powers, but he's got to have some serious magic. The guy taught Mickey how to use magic, and was apparently modeled after Walt Disney himself (hence the name). If anyone could unravel the universe, it's got to be that guy.
   — LogginWaffle


5. Kronk. From what we've seen, the man is indestructible.
   — Ezra611


6. Dark Horse winner: The broom from Fantasia
   — huazzy






7. Disney has Polynesian, Greek, and Norse gods in its movies, and y'all are lying to yourselves if you think its not going to be one of those. I say this as a Star Wars diehard. Vader, stitch, and even the genie have their limits. So either a God, or Gaston. Because no one is half as manly. Edit: it was pointed out below that Gaston's manliness metric only extends to the town. So we have to use another, and Gaston gives plenty. Gaston, as we all know, has biceps to spare. This implies that, no matter what he needs them for, Gaston will have enough biceps, and then more on top of that. When fighting gods of incalcuable and immeasurable strength, his bicep level would become an uncountable, no limit infinity. Therefore, Gaston always sweeps. This would also imply that the Disney universe is all unified under the infinite bicep of the great infinite Gaston, and the entire universe is (roughly) somewhat smaller than a barge, as it is a fraction of Gaston's total size. Edit 2: another consideration is the eggs. Now, Gaston eats a lot of eggs, as if broken down in various posts. As it has been pointed out, this can have drastic effects, singlehandedly supporting destroying the economy of the poultry industry. But, as we have proven before with simple logic (Gaston's biceps > needed biceps. Needed biceps = God biceps. God biceps = infinity. Therefore, Gaston's biceps > infinity), Gaston has the ability to generate theoretically infinite mass. What if the source of this infinite mass is the eggs, constantly and spontaneously converted from energy at a rate of 5 dozen eggs a day? And with this, as Gaston is ever growing, an arbitrary, generalized barge must also grow with it. Edit 3: we also know that "no one's quick as Gaston", this time without the "in town" modifier. That would mean that his calves would have to be sufficient to maintain the ability for no one else to be as quick, even under the immense pressure of the infinity-cep. Edit 4: corrected "eggs eaten per day" factor. Edit 5: Question: are Gaston's biceps (glory be upon them) static or dynamic? That is, does he have spare biceps only for the situation he is currently in, meaning dynamic bicep size, or a static soze benchmarked off of the current second most bicep-laden being in the current universe? But even then, his biceps would be partially dynamic as the powers of the gods change. Also, Gaston's biceps vs. Maui's pecs. Discuss. Edit 6: So Gaston is "roughly" the size of a barge. I take this to mean that he's within one standard deviation of the average mass of all barges that exist in his universe. Except, as we discussed above, Gaston must be massively massive, depending on the situation of course, and how dynamic his bicep size is. So does that mean that there are a bunch of asteroid sized barges floating around in space somehwere to skew what the size of a barge is? Thought for food. The food being eggs and the thought being of Gaston's biceps. Also, the thought of that many goddamn eggs a day makes me mildly nauseous. Also, I noticed that I havent sworn once in my post, so an obligatory fuck is going here. Edit 7: also, if every inch of Gaston is covered in hair, that dude has a shitload of skin colored hair. Edit 8: as u/G19Gen3 points out, no one fights like Gaston. Meaning by definition, Gaston is the best fighter. Gaston sweeps
   — kosmoceratops1138


8. Prince Charming, every overpowered hero and anti hero would kill each other off and mr. Charming will come swooping in at the last second chopping a tired head and be crowned victor.
   — Aureliuspipa


9. ITT: People that have forgotten about Gaston. He even had a song detailing how much of a threat he is, no one: * Is slick as Gaston * Is quick as Gaston * Has a neck as incredibly thick as Gaston's * Fights like Gaston * Douses lights like Gaston * Bites like Gaston (in a wrestling match) * Is burly and brawny as Gaston * Hits like Gaston * Matches wits like Gaston * Spits like Gaston (in a spitting match) Other important things to remember: * No one in town is half as manly * He is an intimidating specimen * He has biceps to spare * Not a bit of him is scraggly or scrawny * Every last inch of him is covered with hair * Is especially good at expectorating * He eats five dozen eggs (formerly four dozen) to grow to the size of a barge * He uses antlers in all of his decorating (so Bambi is already fucked)
   — dandaman64






10. I've seen Mickey and the Beanstalk. I've seen what Donald Duck can do when pushed far enough and allowed an ax. Second top contender would be Goofy; he's got a pretty high pain threshold and honestly he would probably not even know what's going on which makes him unpredictable and more dangerous.
    — Campanicus