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What is the “watching porn for the plot” of other things?


  1. Going to strip clubs for the food
    — ButterCreampie

  2. A friend told me he bought his Porsche 911 "for the good gas mileage."
    — picksandchooses

  3. Watching HBO for the porn
    — thcordova



  4. Doing coke for the smell
    — popcornplayaa28

  5. Going to karaoke to hear other people sing.
    — freechipsandguac

  6. Going to McDonalds for a salad
    — Penqaa



  7. Buying a $1000 phone to scroll through fb and instagram.
    — FranticFranco

  8. i go donating blood to so somethjng good, totally not because i get a coupon for a free pizza
    — Nox_Stripes

  9. Buying a sick pc for minecraft and browser games
    — Duonator



  10. Using Reddit for insightful commentary on important topics.
    — TheNameIsLink