What was the stupidest thing "that kid" did at your school?

1. We had a guy at my high school who thought it would be a brilliant idea to smoke weed at the back of the school bus. His plan failed because: A) There are cameras in the back of the bus; B) You could smell it; and C) He didn't open any windows, so clearly the smoke was visible.
   — xLemonPhantomx


2. He made a stencil of his very "unique", self designed tattoo. Then spray painted said tattoo stencil on the front of the school building, along with some other graffiti for good measure. *Then* he went to the administration and claimed that someone "saw his tattoo on facebook, made a stencil from it and was trying to frame him." No one bought it. No one is that dumb. He was suspended, two days before his graduation.
   — SalemScout


3. Sprayed axe deodorant directly into, what we thought, was a smoke detector. Thinking it wouldn't cause anything, he was rather smug about how little a fuck he gave, until an alarm we never heard before went off. Turns out it was some sort of sensor that goes off when oxygen is displaced to dangerous levels by not oxygen. Because of the nature of the alarm, even though it was "false" the school needed to have a company come in and verify that there wasn't a carbon monoxide situation. Many teachers, and the principal had no idea such an alarm even existed in our school.
   — Gamecaase






4. Doused his jeans in gasoline, then lit them on fire. While he was wearing them. Apparently he jumped over a fence into a pool but it was too late, 3rd degree burns and we didn't see him for the remainder of high school.
   — LuminousLoon


5. Called in a bomb threat at the school using his own cell phone while sitting in class. He was arrested within an hour.
   — ontrack


6. Some kid a year older than me brought his dad's .22 rifle into the school parking lot to show his friends, was looking at it, pulled the trigger and literally shot himself in the foot. Tried to say that he stepped on a nail in shop class but he went to the doctor and the doc was like, "yeah, no that is definitely a bullet hole." Dude got suspended and mows graveyards for a living now.
   — BigWeenus






7. He ate some of the organs from a dissected frog and then puked on himself.
   — SplintPunchbeef


8. there was a guy that used to eat quarters if he could keep the quarters also he once knocked himself out with a medicine ball for 20 dollars
   — bamapiston


9. Climbed into the ceiling panel, left a signed note saying "if you are reading this then you shouldn't be because it's in the ceiling and you shouldn't be here", then fell out and smacked his head on the locker and had to go to hospital.
   — FaceyBits






10. 1) One kid called in a bomb threat because he didn't want to take an exam the next period. 2) Another kid ate as many syrup packets as he could without throwing up. Think he ate about 17 before he let out the highest-viscosity vom of all time. 3) Another kid absolutely hated our band teacher, Mr. Whitcomb. After school, he snuck into the band room, and in heavy, red, permanent marker, he wrote on a white, fabric-wrapped bulletin board, "FAT PUSS WHITCOMB". Even with strong cleaning products, that never really came out. Stayed that way for at least a month before they could replace the bulletin board.
    — violet_question


11. There were two or three kids who would call in bomb threats or leave a .308 round and a note taped to the front door when they didn't want to go to school...
    — GlassTwiceTooBig


12. took a shit in the sink
    — lfcheese






13. He stood up on the bus while we were waiting to leave school and started loudly auctioning off a bag of weed. Bus driver noticed. Hell, he was so loud that the teacher and vice-principal standing outside the bus noticed.
    — smokehidesstars


14. I can think of two: During middle school, one odd kid apparently thought he could sneakily masturbate under his desk in the middle of class. Teacher noticed not long after, it was a little awkward for her. During high school, a different idiot kid decided to do his own senior prank by putting a can of pepper spray in the schools ventilation system. The pepper spray ended up being spread throughout most of the schools main buildings, we had to be evacuated and some people had to get medical attention.
    — Anjodu


15. There was one kid in my grade school that bet another kid he could Stick a penny up his nose, he did and had to go to the hospital to get it removed Yes it was me and I was in grade 6
    — bdub4536






16. Spray painted her hair blue. Like, actual spray paint.
    — peezle69