You are forced to have sex with the main character of the last show you watched. How fucked are you?

1. Modern Family...guess I'm having an orgy.
   — vincentvanbr0


2. Well, fuck. I watched BattleBots last night.
   — FrozenSquirrel


3. I was watching planet earth. This means I'm either going to have sex with: - David Attenborough - a sloth - a bird - a penguin - a lizard - a snake - etc. You get the gist....
   — support_support






4. So unfortunately im having sex with saddam hussein. Thanks house of saddam
   — Muffz123


5. Masterchef... I guess Gordon Ramsey? Hopefully he dines me before.
   — Jauxerous


6. I doubt Hank Hill would want to have ".. uhh... intimate relations" with me. So perhaps not that fucked?
   — splatbat






7. Sara Lance. Fuck yeah.
   — ANerdNamedTrevor


8. Jessica Jones. She'd probably break me.
   — billylikesrice


9. Who's the main character of Shameless? Its Fiona, right? Please tell me its Fiona.
   — Martian-mellow






10. Golden Girls, evidently. I can live with that. Blanche is probably decent in bed.
    — hauntedbypaul


11. Bojack horseman...this may be complicated I guess it would settle the question in the song. Is he more horse than a man, or more man than a horse?
    — InverseHivemind


12. How many parents I wonder have just finished watching Cbeebies...
    — A5ko






13. At least Michael Scott's puns and jokes will lighten the immense awkwardness.
    — VVillyD


14. Lucifer... I'm toast, literary.
    — JustALittleAverage


15. Peralta? Sure
    — m0nkeyslay