[NSFW] What is a nsfw secret you want to reveal on reddit but not in person?

1. My boyfriend is HUNG. I just don’t even know how such a big dick ended up on such a small dude. I was never even into big dicks before, but I’m so in love with his.
   — vodkankittens


2. I'm a man-slut. I've had sex with men, with a woman in her 70's, with my mom's friend, with my cousin, with my brother's ex-GF, with 2 different friends sisters, with the idiotic receptionist from work we all make fun of, with the next door neighbor, with a married woman,… I pretty much have sex with any woman (and a few men) who want to. I'm not saying that's good, I'm just saying it IS.
   — picksandchooses


3. Sometimes when I'm at work I go to the restroom to look at Reddit.
   — VZalinsky






4. I once climbed some racks to bring down boxes. We're supposed to use a forklift but the company doesn't own one and they didn't want to spend money to rent one to get some boxes. My solution was climbing up there via a ladder, and using a long piece of cut wood to slide down boxes to the ground. My supervisor really disliked the company and took a picture of me to send to OSHA to try and get them in trouble.
   — LightsJusticeZ


5. About every three months, I go on Craig's List and create an ad in the "NSA Romance" section, using a photo of some handsome random dude that I have found from a Google image search. I learned a long time ago that, in text or on the phone, many women are substantially more attracted to me than they have ever been, face-to-face. So, I create these ads where I spin stories about being in a city for only a few weeks for work, that my company has put me up in a condo for the duration, and how that I'm hoping to find a married woman who would like to fool around. Let me tell you, between the text of my ad, coupled with the cropped photo of some guy's handsome body, my inbox will instantly begin to fill up with messages from a couple dozen legitimate women... along with dozens of bullshit scammers and prostitutes, a few gay men on the down-low, and (always) a handful of transgender guys. The thrill, for me, is having these short term email exchanges with these naughty married women, most of them in their 30's and 40's, who will soon begin sharing with me their fantasies, their phone numbers and when it's safe to call for phone sex, and pics of any naughty thing I request. I once asked a woman who worked as a secretary for a church to take photos of herself sitting in a church pew with her skirt pulled up and my name written on her thighs in lipstick... and she did it. I've had phone sex conversations with a school principal, a woman in her early 50's, and listened as she put the phone down between her legs, just so I could hear how wet her pussy was, with school announcements occasionally playing over the loudspeaker in the background. It's impossibly exciting for me but, god damn, I always end up feeling empty, dirty, and gross for seeking the experience. What usually kills it for me will be being in the middle of a phone sex call, my cock in my hand, a moaning woman on the other end of the phone, and hearing as one of their children begin calling for them in the distance... I mean, I'm a dirty, horny guy... but I'm so NOT about neglecting children to chase some naughty thing, you know? Life is crazy.
   — Even4Evan


6. I’m a woman and want my best friend to get naked and sit on my face while I play with her tits. I just want to mess around with a girl in general. They’re just so hot. Also, I’m engaged. To a man. I’m not romantically attracted to women but mannnnnnnn are they stunning.
   — skelecano






7. I have insane dirty sex fantasies about almost EVERY guy I work with.
   — CuriousDonJuan


8. I miss my ex's pussy. That thing was pretty and tasty.
   — unicornpeen


9. I've held hands with someone, twice. In public.
   — CamelPriest






10. Just mentioned this in another thread, and it depends on who I'm talking to, but I don't usually go around in person telling people I'm a sex worker. I talk about it online though for the potential of spreading awareness. There's a lot more functional 'normal people' who do sex work than you think. It's a legitimate way to make a living and while not everyone will understand, it's something that actually has value. People need intimacy and an outlet for their kinky side.
    — EgyptiaElla